Saturday, June 27, 2009

There is crying in baseball; For Milton Bradley

There is crying in baseball. At least in the Milton Bradley version of it. And Shots Heard is not referring to some sort of board game. Almost a year ago to the day, Shots Heard wrote about just how much of a baby Milton Bradley is ('Message to Milton Bradley: There is no crying in baseball!!!!').

Now Bradley is back and crying some more and if Stewie Griffin were here he would be telling Bradley to go home and cry to his mommy, Cedric Benson style. How is it that the guy who pouts and cries the most is going to complain that the Cubs have a different set of rules for him? Such is the case as Bradley lamented following a confrontation between Cubs manager, Lou Pinella and himself, in which Lou Pinella told him to go home.

Bradley further cried, "Because of the mistakes I've made in my career, I don't get the leeway other guys get to a certain extent."

Yes! That is exactly the case you piece of expletive as Lou Pinella would say (and did say, according to both Pinella and Bradley). When you have a history, the consequences get tougher. Ever hear of Three Strikes And You're Out, Mr Bradley? And I do not mean baseball, but rather the California law that locks up repeat felons for life.

If Bradley thinks people want to take crap from people who are supposed to be learning their lessons and taking their lumps then he is dillusional. Bradley is lucky to even have a job, let alone be worried about rules regarding his behavior. The ole axiom, shape up or ship will undoubtedly be falling on him here. Shots Heard doubts that he realizes that.


Picture: Milton Bradley argues with an umpire

Friday, June 26, 2009

Courtney Lee: Shipped to New Jersey

Courtney Lee, your blown lay-up in the 2009 NBA Finals cost your Orlando Magic the chance to win an NBA Championship, what are you going to do next?

It is not going to be going to Disney World. In fact, Disney World is shipping your ass to New Jersey.

Lee refused to take responsibility for the loss in post-game interviews. His existentialism was lost on the Orlando front office. Obviously they did not want a guy around that refused to take any responsibility a game winning lay-up as the Magic trade him in a deal netted the Magic, Vince Carter. It is also no coincidence that problem child, Rafer Alston was dealt along with Lee.



On paper, one might think the Magic are the proverbial do what it takes to win now team. But truly, they would rather not have traded for an overpriced, high maintenance player like VC who is entering his twilight years, when Courtney Lee had already proven himself as a capable two guard that could start and play 35 minutes per contest.

Picture 1: Courtney Lee reacts to missing a would be winner in the 2009 NBA Finals.
Picture 2: Courtney Lee's misses a potential game winning lay-up in the 2009 NBA Finals.

Monday, June 22, 2009

Kobe's Lakers one and done?

Congratulations NBA fans. Coming off the weakest NBA season in a quarter century, you are now being rewarded with odious pronouncements designed to quell your minds into twirling rapturous beliefs that next year's NBA season will only transcend you into a golden era of star-studded domination.

We hear from some, the Lakers will absolutely repeat. Others mention that the trio of Rashard Lewis, Hedo Turkoglu and Dwight Howard will only continue in their progression and thus they have been anointed the Eastern Conference's team to beat.


Now for the reality check. Should the hypochondriac, Kobe suffer a real injury, the Lakers are the Memphis Grizzlies. Not only that, even at full strength we saw how difficult it was for them to beat the various mediocre teams in the Western Conference.

Clearly, Andrew Bynum and Pau Gasol are not the twin tower combo that is worthy of mention in the likes of David Robinson/Tim Duncan and Ralph Sampson/Hakeem Olajuwauon.

Lamar Odom will still be the guy that shows up on some nights and not on others. Kobe will still be the me-first player. And the Lakers will still have no point guard. Despite all of that, they are arguably as good as anyone. Last I checked, that is not the type of shortcomings that dynasties are made of.


The Magic still have a coach that only screams. It may be just as well, when you have up and comers like Courtney Lee who cannot accept responsibility for choking at the end of championship games. The Magic needed seven games to beat the KG-less Celtics. We can argue that they passed the Cavs as the second best team in the conference. But nothing about them jumps out as a championship pedigree.


We are exactly where we left off last year. The Celtics and Lakers are a smidge ahead of the rest of the competition. But with guys like Dwayne Wade and Dirk Nowitzki in the shadows, Jerry Sloan coached Utah Jazz teams and the like, we know that anything is possible and that the talking heads making definite claims are merely blabbing.

The draft and free agent signings will have a tangible effect on the balance. Not too mention, if the Spurs can do a quick remodeling, we know that the trio of Tim Duncan, Tony Parker, and Manu Ginobili when healthy are still the champion of champions in this current National Basketball Association.


Enjoy the 2010 NBA season, but know that absolutely nothing is in stone. As the great Doc Brown would say, the future is not written.

Free Funny Pencil Coloring Pages


what’s on your mind when you saw a pencil? Yes, writing or drawing! This is two things that I like. Writing makes my mind always trained to spice up all my ideas and feelings. While drawing gives extraordinary experiences. Until I can illustrate my future with very clear. Let’s get writing and drawing!

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what’s on your mind when you saw a pencil? Yes, writing or drawing! This is two things that I like. Writing makes my mind always trained to spice up all my ideas and feelings. While drawing gives extraordinary experiences. Until I can illustrate my future with very clear. Let’s get writing and drawing!

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freedom is the right of all nations in the world. All nations must be free from colonial countries. Every nation has the right to determine their own fate. Each nation must also be free from poverty, weakness and corruption. Come on .. freedom for our nation!

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